Some funny things I read from a forwarded email :
* Someone withdraws money from the ATM and when the money comes out, screams "I won! I won!!'
* Someone goes into 7-Eleven, chooses a condom to purchase, goes to the counter and asks the salesperson, "Where's the fitting room?"
* During lunch break, put on your sunglasses, park and points your hairdryer out your window and see how many cars slow down.