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Monday, 29 October 2007

Job Position-BOSS

APPLICATION FOR THE POSITION OF BOSS

WHY I THINK I AM SUITABLE FOR THIS POSITION:


1. I LIKE TO BOSS PEOPLE AROUND


2. I REPORT FOR WORK LATE AND LEAVE EARLY, AS I WISH

3. I DON’T REALLY WORK DURING WORKING HOURS.

4. I MAKE IMPORTANT DECISIONS TODAY, FORGET THEM TOMORROW, AND BLAME YOU FOR IT.

5. I NEED A REALLY HOT CHICK AS A PERSONAL SECRETARY.


ADDITIONAL:


6. I CAN PRETEND TO LOOK LIKE I UNDERSTAND WHAT OTHERS TALK ABOUT REALLY WELL, BUT IM ACTUALLY DAYDREAMING ABOUT THAT HOT CHIC PERSONAL ASSISTANT. (REQUIRES PRE-REQUISITE NO.5)

7. I DON’T REALLY KNOW HOW THINGS WORKS, OR WHAT YOU DO, BUT I STILL SCOLD YOU FOR NOT DOING IT PROPERLY.

8. I CAN SIGN MY NAME WITHOUT LOOKING (VERY USEFUL SKILL, NO BOSS CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT IT) (MAY CAUSE NO.4 TO MALFUNCTION)

9. I CAN NAG NON STOP ABOUT A SINGLE SMALL MISTAKE OF MISPLACING A PLASTIC FOLDER FOR MORE THAN 1 HOUR.

10. I LIKE TO HAVE MY BOOTS LICKED.

This post is courtesy of Enegue.


Quirky ;)

5 comments:

moonfish said...

Sounds like a lot of bosses I know ;)

Now, what's with the word verification?!!!

AngelicQuirk said...

lol..

Don't know lah. I think it was on my settings and I didn't turn it off. Does it help with anything?

Hmmmm..maybe ward off spammers :P

moonfish said...

No... spammer are not blind ;p

Yea. You can turn it off in your setting.

Skully said...

That sounds just like my old boss! Although you left out 11. I can lie with a smile on my face and screw all my workers out of their jobs whilst doing it!

AngelicQuirk said...

haha..yeah, they definitely can do that, Skully :)

You've got a great blog!