APPLICATION FOR THE POSITION OF BOSS
WHY I THINK I AM SUITABLE FOR THIS POSITION:
1. I LIKE TO BOSS PEOPLE AROUND
2. I REPORT FOR WORK LATE AND LEAVE EARLY, AS I WISH
3. I DON’T REALLY WORK DURING WORKING HOURS.
4. I MAKE IMPORTANT DECISIONS TODAY, FORGET THEM TOMORROW, AND BLAME YOU FOR IT.
5. I NEED A REALLY HOT CHICK AS A PERSONAL SECRETARY.
ADDITIONAL:
6. I CAN PRETEND TO LOOK LIKE I UNDERSTAND WHAT OTHERS TALK ABOUT REALLY WELL, BUT IM ACTUALLY DAYDREAMING ABOUT THAT HOT CHIC PERSONAL ASSISTANT. (REQUIRES PRE-REQUISITE NO.5)
7. I DON’T REALLY KNOW HOW THINGS WORKS, OR WHAT YOU DO, BUT I STILL SCOLD YOU FOR NOT DOING IT PROPERLY.
8. I CAN SIGN MY NAME WITHOUT LOOKING (VERY USEFUL SKILL, NO BOSS CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT IT) (MAY CAUSE NO.4 TO MALFUNCTION)
9. I CAN NAG NON STOP ABOUT A SINGLE SMALL MISTAKE OF MISPLACING A PLASTIC FOLDER FOR MORE THAN 1 HOUR.
10. I LIKE TO HAVE MY BOOTS LICKED.
This post is courtesy of Enegue.
Quirky ;)
5 comments:
Sounds like a lot of bosses I know ;)
Now, what's with the word verification?!!!
lol..
Don't know lah. I think it was on my settings and I didn't turn it off. Does it help with anything?
Hmmmm..maybe ward off spammers :P
No... spammer are not blind ;p
Yea. You can turn it off in your setting.
That sounds just like my old boss! Although you left out 11. I can lie with a smile on my face and screw all my workers out of their jobs whilst doing it!
haha..yeah, they definitely can do that, Skully :)
You've got a great blog!
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